I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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