I heard we made out
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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