I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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