I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Randomize
