I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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