What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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