can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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