one might say we're banned from that church
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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