im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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