What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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