we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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