I accidentally had phone sex last night
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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