Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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