But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
There's always time for handjobs
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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