"it" just moved
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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