ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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