Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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