Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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