I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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