Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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