I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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