so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
