Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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