I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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