I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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