you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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