The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we're making bets on your personal life
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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