i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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