quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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