I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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