So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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