so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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