porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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