i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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