She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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