a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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