Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I have fence marks all over my body
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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