I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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