Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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