But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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