i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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