Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we're making bets on your personal life
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The air taste purple.
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