Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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