Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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