Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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