Whod you bang
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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