I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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