Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I need to align my fucking chakras
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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