I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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