I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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