i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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