Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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