Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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