grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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