Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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